YES! IT IS REAL! A POST IN ENGLISH!!!!
The beginning is going to be rather sentimental. I’ve been running this blog for more than 2 years, and it has more readers than I have imagined (more than me and my mum). I really appreciate it, especially that the following allows me to open a new door to a new level of stalkerism. I know that you favourite time to read a post is Monday at 9 PM and I know where you all come from. And what do you type in the Google searchbar to find me.
I want to dedicate this post to those of my readers who have very specific requirements, and who happened to come across my blog. My blog!, out of all the internet, all of the hyperlinks that were shown to all of you Thais, Filipinos, Americans and Germans. Those people are my biggest group of fans? aficionados? I have no words and the feeling clench my throat when I think about you, my dears Thank you for generating so many views – although I would be more thankful if somebody payed me for displaying adverts – but thank you that you are with me in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health:
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Thank you!
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<strong>OK I GET IT, IT IS IMPORTANT, </strong>but I’m not entirely sure that I am going to cover that here, but if you are really curious just how you penis massieren, you are welcome to visit the<a href=”http://www.fem.com/liebe-lust/artikel/erotische-massagen-penis-massage-verwoehnen-sie-sein-bestes-stueck”> first google result</a>.
But getting back to the normal questions you asked the google machine–
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— that lead you here —
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— so different to each other —
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I DO NOT KNOW UNFORTUNATELY, but as soon as I do, I’ll write a post on that —
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— I recommend other sources though —
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— drunk.
Thank you, my darlings. It makes my heart grow. Now I am aware that there are certain things on my blog that link to all of those subjects (and if you google raggarnas sex party, my blog is actually the second one that pops up!), which can only stand as a proof of my genius and versatility (or at least it would, if I got paid for the adverts).
Nevertheless I have decided to award two more people, who I felt a bond with, with a special prize. The special prize goes to the person who, like me, pondered on the problem, and I hope was fully indoctrinated by my previous post.
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The second special price goes to a person who tried to look up a Mexican Big Brother Star, and ended up reading my story about the life of my IKEA blanket.
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You can claim the prizes in the comments.
Massage-fishy regards,
Zuzi
zuzziezazzles 
